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cleffairie:

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

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rarishes:

davidstrider:

stop scrolling

a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets

ok you can scroll again now

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the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

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me:  *is young boy*
father:  *takes me into city*
me:  *sees a marching band*
father:  son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned will you defeat them your demons and all the non-believers the plans that they have made because one day i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade
me:  chill dad i'm trying to watch the marching band wtf